Yesterday I had a few different conversations with my 4 year old! He is constantly making me crack up. These are things he said to me yesterday...
Me: Uh oh Damon, you better not use your toilet today, I think the wax ring must not be working and your toilet is leaking again...
Money Man: Where? Let me see....
Me: Point to the base of the toilet where it is SOPPING wet (We have already had a wax ring problem there and had to replace one, so I just assumed that was the problem again).
Money Man: Oh no Mom... I just pee'd EVERYWHERE there today. It was an accident.
(Then turns, and walks away shrugging his shoulders as I am dry-heaving cause I had just been on my hands and knees mopping it up like it was water.)
Then at dinner time we had another conversation.
Me: Damon, your room is a disaster. It looks like a tornado just blew through it. How did it get so messy and what are we going to do about it?
Money Man: It wasn't me mom. It was probably the Leprechauns!
5 comments:
Awesome. Nothing like a little pee bath to start the day off right!! Gotta love boys. I wish they were all "sitters"!! I think the leprechans got my room too. Let me know if you find them!!
We deal with lots of poop and pee around here too. Yuck!
Holy cow- I'm behind! All these new posts, yay! ;)
Damon is the funniest little kid I have ever met. I love talking to him. I am laughing right now. I guess it's about time he pay you back for making you dry heave.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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